Last night Dale put his monkey in my ear.
Yes...you read that right.
While at White Fence Farm restaurant Dale took one of the kid's treasure chest prizes - a monkey. Apparently these toys are reserved for kids under 10 and Dale.
Like a 10 year old kid, Dale spent the car ride home sticking the monkey, that 8 million kids probably touched while digging through a treasure chest, in my ear. I probably am now growing hundreds of unknown diseases in my ear and will be dead in a matter of weeks just like Gwyneth Paltrow in Contagion.