This is going to sound weird but every time someone stops me on the street...

...and ask me for time, I am convinced he or she is involved in some intricate plot to mug me and steal my watch.

I mean honestly who does not own a watch or at least a cell phone to tell time? So them asking me for the time must be some devious plan to get my Seiko watch, right? So usually I tell them the time, smile and then watch for them to double back and kill me.

Am I crazy?

Maybe these men and women are just hitting on me? Okay, that sounds even crazier.